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Man accidentally shot self in foot while attempting to kill cockroach (wlos.com)

submitted 23 hours ago by RobotToaster@mander.xyz to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Thank you for the context. Always happy to see growth, the paranoid bit of me always jumps to the worst conclusion.

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 53 minutes ago

nah, they're all me. I'm creating accounts to fake the numbers :)