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Trump turns the White House lawn into a Tesla showroom (www.nbcnews.com)
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[–] Doctor_Satan@lemmy.world 91 points 4 days ago (3 children)

How long till a President ends a speech with "smash that like and subscribe for 10% off RAID: Shadow Legends"?

[–] uienia@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago

He is already kind of doing it, just replace Raid Shadow Legends with Russia.

[–] straightjorkin@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

This is an insult to RAID shadow legends. They're too high quality for this conman to hock them

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

Hock tuah, rite guise