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Stuck in traffic......introducing, the all new 2025 elantra! Hyundai has done it again! We all known it sounds like sentra but they keep making new elantras every year! Now just 54,978.73 with a 56% Apr amortized weekly!
Papa pa pa paaaa! I'm loving it!
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I really fucking dislike that you used Hyundai when they are like the one company that still does cool fucking shit at prices normal people can afford.
Is a forced subscription to use basic features included in this supposed "cool fucking shit"?
Because they do that, now I won't tell you how to live but I would not categorize selling basic features back to me as "cool fucking shit"
yeah, I don't get why Hyundai doesn't run it's servers for free thus avoiding having to have the customer be charged for it.
also they should be developing the app for free, by just not paying developers, what a genius idea you have, let me contact Hyundai Corporate right away.
Remote start doesn't need a server, Unlocking your doors doesn't need a server and temp controls don't need a server. These are things that are controlled and operated locally, But Hyundai sure as fuck thinks they do.
You can do them all for free from yoir keyfob, bluelink is specifically for when you want to do it from dar away for some reason and that's a luxury service that you can pay for if you want...
Damn people are dumb about this
You're right they shouldn't charge for it. That's why you buy a car, it's not like they don't make money selling you a car.
It's an optional feature, you dont have to pay for it, you can remote start from your keyfob if you want....
Until you can't
Yes, that's when I wouldn't buy the car, that's how things work.
No no it's all good, let's keep normalizing it, until all the auto manufacturers do it.