20 years later, the last fertile guy cums one last time. Elon is there to catch the golden cum. He must save the world by reverse engineering one semen into an egg. If he can find one, he can bring us back! But so far, it has just been blanks after blanks. This could be it! Imagine all the tits and pussy that could be automatically grown! We're gonna be millionaires! Women, the ultimate product!....if they can bring them back from extinction.
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Not into software developing but....I got a project manager and project lead that basically took over my project under my feet because they thought I was working too slowly. Now they got a junior engineer who thinks he's inventing all the things I had to invent to solve a problem....like a painter who thinks he's designed the perfect home. Well they're finding out now where ideas come from and that its not in the paint can or the brush. I love watching them squirm when their shitty design can't pass DFMEA so then ...do they design something different? Nah! DFMEA's can't tell you that your design id dumb as fuck! Its you! You! The engineer has to realize how stupid their design in. Instead, they proceed to apply resources to the ton of action items. Surely the pig will fly if we crush all the bones and reshape him into a parachute! I'll be right here when you guys are done fooling around and getting monthly praises and recognition. Praises and recognition by the way is the best way to get engineers out of your way...they get promoted to project lead or management! Suddenly they cant invent your inventions anymore!
Lol I went there and got the entire set of apps.
Usually engineers are not employed to make or do stuff. Im an optomechanical engineer. We do the thinking.
What gallery app do you use that is FOSS?
In the future the machine will know what to do. Ome day you'll be properly invested in the future of your particular company just turning that one knob when the screen blinks you into activity. Next thing you know, it will pull off your pants 👖😏, and you'll be dragged... kindly at moderate G forces to a romantic cavern in all sorts of pretty colors but really dark. You'll feel your genitalia either get plugged or get plugged into several times but less than 10. A little pinch followed by the usual ecstacy and bliss for 4 seconds. blah blah, a warm water stream bidet cleans you up and you're back at the office with pants and all. It will be super efficient and you don't have to worry about who pays for what. Just keep turning the knob when the screen tells you to and all will be fine. Oh and Dave? If you got anything to say to Dave, you better get it off your chest now, he's hitting 50, do you see anyone else ever hitting 50? Didn't think so. He retires tomorrow. Oh that was yesterday, he's already made into tir....you know whatever people who are 50 do and then you never hear from them ever again.
What a coincidence! I just... My computer just saved a file there! For me?.... would you mind telling me where the fuck is it? Because....where the fuck is it?
So stupid! Everyone knows if you want people to see your company's logo, you gotta put it on the back of the cereal box, at the bottom of the cereal bowl or on the front and back of the poon! The spoon is literally observed by every single human on every bite....here come the rice crispiest!...jeep! I gotta get me a jeep! Look! It's on my spoon!
I'm also an engineer and I read this as.... agriculture is a house of cards, any fuckup and we're all dead. Thanks AI and automation!
Not that guy! That's Saddam Hussein! Her him!
Oh shit, sir, we're really sorry! Didn't know Saddam was already in the country! Here's a complimentary peanut.