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[–] Globeparasite@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

what the devil is that contraption your describing ? What is a protogens ?

I'M SCARED

[–] Eccitaze@yiffit.net 2 points 10 months ago (2 children)

They're literally fluffy cyborgs with an LED monitor display for a face lol

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Eccitaze@yiffit.net 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Laurentide@pawb.social 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I think (hope) they're referring to the last panel of that comic.

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Literally the computer equivalent of a lobotomy has happened in that comic and their guardian is like "lol lmao". Idk why that Erkul guy is hella mad when I pointed out the plot

[–] Globeparasite@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I think i'd be mad too

[–] Eccitaze@yiffit.net 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but also why do people care that much about a one-off gag in a two-panel comic

It's like going "well ackshually if Superman tried to lift the plane like that he'd just rip off its nose" except even dumber

So many people need to remember the MST3K mantra: "it's just a TV show/movie/game/comic, I should really just relax"

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

You need to calm down buddy

[–] AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Don't be scared. Protogens run on 2015 Bayesian Inference search results from Google before Google became inherently evil.

So as long as long as they don't update...

[–] Globeparasite@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

so if we connect them to internet we die ? Is that right ?