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RFK Jr.: It Would Be Better if ‘Everybody Got Measles’ (www.thedailybeast.com)

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[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

You could inject it into people? I don’t think that’s ever been done before

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 3 hours ago

through a metal syringe type instrument into the muscle.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Hmm, I dunno, that sounds like something a drugged up hippie might do with their marijuanas.

[–] FreeRangeMustard@lemm.ee 1 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

But wait… what if we dissolve it into liquid and put it in a syringe?

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

and do it like a heroin user would.

[–] FreeRangeMustard@lemm.ee 1 points 3 hours ago

Okay, that’s way too extreme. That’s how you get herpes.