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[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 33 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Rest of the world should ban Americans from coming in. Who knows what kinds of diseases they might be carrying.

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 18 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

My local blood bank already wanted to know about any possible contact I might have had with Americans.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 7 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I remember when we weren't a developing country

[–] Zip2@feddit.uk 1 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

2015.. If you want to write up some big long thing about how we've always been awful, can you just not?

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 1 points 15 hours ago

underdeveloped country.