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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 114 points 4 months ago (27 children)
[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 20 points 4 months ago (14 children)

how does a pony fire an AK-47?

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Battle saddles - basically a saddle with mouth trigger to which you mount whatever weapon you need and auto reload on kick. Or telekinesis, if unicorn.

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