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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 114 points 1 month ago (7 children)
[–] KoalaUnknown@lemmy.world 43 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It is split into five volumes, totaling 620,000 words across more than 2,000 pages.

surprised pikachu face

[–] EfficientEffigy@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

My brother in Christ, thank you for this. Hilarious!

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i did NOT expect this to actually exist

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

The incorporation of more violent and mature content contributes to a darker overall tone than the Friendship Is Magic source material.

I had expected it but was still disappointed.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 month ago (6 children)

how does a pony fire an AK-47?

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Battle saddles - basically a saddle with mouth trigger to which you mount whatever weapon you need and auto reload on kick. Or telekinesis, if unicorn.

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I haven't read it, since it's MLP, and also since it's apparently 2000 pages, so I can't tell you. But I do want to know

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

In "Fallout: Equestria," ponies fire guns and perform other actions using:

  1. Magic and Telekinesis: Unicorns use magic to manipulate objects.
  2. Adaptive Technology: Specialized tools and mechanisms for hooves.
  3. Collaboration: Teamwork leveraging unique strengths.
  4. Creative Problem-Solving: Innovative use of tools and environment.

These adaptations showcase the ponies' resilience in a post-apocalyptic world.

Huh. Dunno if any of that is true, shan't verify

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Or, in Tamers12345’s universe (objectively the best one) you can just DO it… with varying degrees of success.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 8 points 1 month ago

Sometimes in fantasy or scifi it's fine to say "that's just how it is, don't worry about it" hah

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[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

AK, in Fallout world? Pffft

[–] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The "chinese assault rifle" from Fallout 3 looks pretty much like an AK to me.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

It pretty much is tbh

They have particularly nimble pelvic muscles.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

You might be overthinking it.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 1 month ago

It pulls the trigger. Duh.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Honestly, Wikipedia, who the fuck still uses a subdomain for mobile?

[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I see you've never done serious web development.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Ok time to close IE6 and get you to bed grandpa

[–] satans_methpipe@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Stop stealing my heart pills.

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[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 month ago

Honestly, please do. Don't try to deduce it from UA or worse yet, aspect ratio. The results are predictable this way. Or maybe have 3 subdomains, m.example.org for mobile, d.example.org for desktop, example.org for auto.

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Holy equestrian atrocity. I thought only AI...

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[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 72 points 1 month ago (4 children)

There were at least 4 books from what I remember. They made physical hardback copies so you could enjoy an MLP fanfic for the low low cost of $120!

https://www.ministryofimage.net/product-page/fallout-equestria

[–] ace_of_based@sh.itjust.works 27 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I was shocked at first but then i was like "yeah, sounds right" and then i looked up the word count of this collection of stories and...620,000 words across over 2000 pages.

War and Peace only has 587,000.

amazed. I'm amazed. Thanks for showing me this.

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[–] mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What in the cursed hell is this

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

Fallout with no brakes and ponies.

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[–] remon@ani.social 4 points 1 month ago

If this was in stock right now I'd be down $120.

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[–] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 57 points 1 month ago (8 children)

Have you heard of Sonic? What about Pikachu? Now, what happens when we combine them together to make... Sonichu!

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Whoa, that’s amazing! I’m gonna show my elderly mother!

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The medallion is also cursed.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

We all are.

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[–] ton618@lemm.ee 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

piknic is way better than sonichu

[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Woah woah woah, sonichu is a totally Original Character (do not steal), that has nothing to do with either of those!

[–] Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 month ago

Now, what happens when we combine them together to make… Sonichu!

...you get serially harassed by online weirdos, likely become the single most documented human in all of history because of said weirdos, come out as trans and eventually get charged for incest with your mother?

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[–] MrQuallzin@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I've got the giant bible version of it. Thin paper, gold edges.

[–] Djinn_Indigo@lemm.ee 19 points 1 month ago

One time a colleague and I found that book just chilling under an unused desk at work. We had never heard of it, so we were pretty confused. 😆 Still kinda am, honestly.

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[–] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

Fallout: Equestria is a rabbit hole in the rabbit hole of the MLP fandom

[–] j4k3@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 month ago

God I remember reading about the adventures of Security for years after I stopped watching MLP. Fallout: Equestria was a wild place with two mammoth works written in the space.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Still a better story than fallout 4

[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

OP's gay and a furry. Lol.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

That's like a quarter of lemmy.

[–] Chip_Rat@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Reply All, keeping me up to date on pop culture.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 5 points 1 month ago

Hang on there Anon, I'm thirsty so I'm gonna get a cup of bleach before you start.

[–] pega_sus@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Project Horizons, a spin off, has 1,780,334 words.

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