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[–] yucandu@lemmy.world 48 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Lisa's only mistake was saying yes.

Just do every single thing in socialism, but change every single word. Call it Americanism.

Proletariat? No, just "worker".

Bourgeoisie? No, just "elites".

Capital? "Stuff". Like how in baseball they say a pitcher's got good "stuff". Use your human stuff.

Class Consciousness - "common sense".

Dialectical Materialism - Idk I'm still trying to figure out wtf that one means.

[–] Confidant6198@lemmy.ml 12 points 8 hours ago

Dialectical materialism -> Scientific materialism to distinguish it from the common usage of the world "materialism"