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HP CEO: You're 'bad investment' if you don't buy HP supplies (www.theregister.com)

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[–] sirdorius@programming.dev 36 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

CEO: "We have observed through careful analysis that by locking our customers inside the restaurant, they will continue to order food from us in order to not starve. Therefore, from now on, all doors shall now be one way only"

Investors: "What brilliant entrepreneurship!"