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Anon is worried about men (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] superniceperson@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Have you actually tried taking unrepentant time off, where you have no work or social obligations, and grabbing unhealthy snacks and drinks, curling up with a good game, and zoning out of reality for hours or days at a time?

Sex is nice and all, and we're hard wired to like it more than most activities, but it does not hold a single candle to unrepentant free time when you're not used to said free time.

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 9 points 10 months ago

Have you actually tried taking unrepentant time off, where you have no work or social obligations, and grabbing unhealthy snacks and drinks, curling up with a good game, and zoning out of reality for hours or days at a time?

Cosplaying as a free human? Yeah I would love to pretend for a little while and forget the shit planet I was forced to exist on.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 1 points 10 months ago

All that but getting a handie.

[–] ScoopMcPoops@lemmy.world -3 points 10 months ago

What a crazy way to say you've never had sex.