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Anon is at a work function (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] gaja@lemm.ee 51 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

I'm at my first office job. A lot of people seem to eminate of the same forced positivity I saw during college. I don't want to isolate myself, but I can't see myself making connections.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Start signing your emails with "Kindest regards,"

Everyone knows that such people are not to be trifled with. It's the office job equivalent of killing an inmate in the prison yard on your first day.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"Thank you for all you do." Is my go to.

I regularly beef with the kindest regards lady. She's a lazy ass lol

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago

Hey, it beats a "With purpose,"

Biggest pains in the ass in the world.

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