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Retired teacher’s pension stopped as provider refuses to believe she is not dead (www.theguardian.com)
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[–] Carighan@lemmy.world 50 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Just wear this. Simple.

[–] cynar@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

At least until the last time, then you need an alternative note.

(It's also a discworld reference, for those who are confused)

[–] PsychedSy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Nothing hobnail boots and hat pins can't fix.

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

There are always three. The Mother, the Maiden, and the… other one.