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[–] pigup@lemmy.world 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Went to college, had GPA issues.

Stoner neighbor friend says " Bro, you should do undergrad research at some lab at school, it's really easy and they give you an A at the end of the semester.

ok

do undergrad bitch work get easy A

They ask me to do a master's. Ok

they told me I could do a PhD. Ok

apply to national lab for post doc

accepted

working there 10+ years

boss retiring, says I have to run the research group now

its ok

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Actually, though? Or did you just make that up?

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago