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[–] semperverus@lemmy.world 35 points 3 months ago (3 children)
[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Fuck, a Samus frame would go so hard. Exalted arm cannon, mini Grendel meatball ability, maybe use her Smash grab to have something like Ripline?

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In all these years, IMO, we've yet to get a really cool arm cannon, gunblade, or scythe, they're all pretty meh design wise.

[–] kkj@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 months ago

The Stropha may not be terribly flashy, but I love it all the same. It's the easiest way to get rid of Jade Light beams if you can't see the eximus. I also think the Bubonico is pretty neat. They are definitely underserved weapon types, though. We have so many regular rifles and pistols, and a weirdly high number of tonfas, but barely any of some other types.