Varia IS way vooler at least
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Which Warframe is that?
Fuck, a Samus frame would go so hard. Exalted arm cannon, mini Grendel meatball ability, maybe use her Smash grab to have something like Ripline?
In all these years, IMO, we've yet to get a really cool arm cannon, gunblade, or scythe, they're all pretty meh design wise.
The Stropha may not be terribly flashy, but I love it all the same. It's the easiest way to get rid of Jade Light beams if you can't see the eximus. I also think the Bubonico is pretty neat. They are definitely underserved weapon types, though. We have so many regular rifles and pistols, and a weirdly high number of tonfas, but barely any of some other types.
Cyclical ripping-off gave us Sergio Leone movies.