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North Ogden police DUI training turned into 'drunken party,' newly obtained letter says (www.ksl.com)

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

So, my dad was an attorney. Took a case against a PD halfway across the bay, the local PD started pulling the whole firm and our whole family over for nothing every day until we signed up for lessons at the karate dojo run by the police chief (paid bribes). We stopped getting pulled over. I got into the best shape of my life. The chief and half the force who were doing karate to climb the ranks faster sat around drinking bud lite every night after practice and dear gods i hate the smell of it.

The one plus of it is dad got us to learn how to handle ourselves around the police i guess.

[–] Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Was the dojo Copra Kai?