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For fucks sake make up your mind. Tired of reading about tariffs every other day.
He forgot to buy stock before exempting it, so he has to redo
The no-takesies-backsies rule wasn’t called, bro!
To make your mind, one must have a properly functioning mind.
He made up his mind a bunch of times already, he just waits until all his friends bought/sold stocks and then he makes up his mind again.
But then you wouldn't be hearing his name every single day!!!!!