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WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’ (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 29 points 5 days ago (3 children)

what's with billionaires and wanting to have so many bloody babies

[–] rocket_dragon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Weird Nazi cult pseudoscience based on the science of natural selection - they actually think they are superior and have superior genes therefore it's in the best of the species that their "superior" genes propagate as widely as possible.

[–] varyingExpertise@feddit.org 15 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Weird, one would assume that guy owns a mirror in at least one of his mansions.

[–] kerntucky@infosec.pub 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Behold, the master race:

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

i mean he is kinda hot. look at dem color choices in that outfit

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Even matches the colour of his teeth, o my

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 3 points 4 days ago

some serious heroin chic right there

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Greed is a very survival based mindset. The more you have, the better your chances of survival is.

Once you’ve fully given in to greed, your mind starts thinking more primitively overall.

So having the most money and children is their idea of success.

[–] Jumpingspiderman@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

That is not even remotely true about greed. Cooperation betters your chances of survival.

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

https://archive.today/SgKyD

weird headline, great article and interview about this

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The Math That Says Egalitarianism Is Possible

You don’t have to be entirely pessimistic about the future of wealth inequality.

By Brian Gallagher, August 11, 2021

In case anyone wonders

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 2 points 4 days ago

Like I said, the headline is a little misleading. The interview discusses the "hawk vs cooperation" thing.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

SEX

They probably can't have normal relationships so they turn to physical ones