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WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’ (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Wait so 24*7*365*5000*20*50 is less then what this man owns??

= $306.600.000.000

Damn.

edit: the * mssed with the formatting, by the way crazy fact, the lawfirm in this case would bill 1.226.400 hours per case/child.

[–] FragrantGarden@lemmy.today 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Even smaller, 24x365, drop the 7 in your equation since that just tells us to bill all 365 days of the year

[–] huppakee@lemm.ee 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

A lol, thank you, IANA mathematician obviously. Well to keep the math correct, we could say the lawfirm had 7 people work the case 24hrs 365 days a year.

But damn that man is rich

[–] Azzu@lemm.ee 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

The 7 people is already implied by 5000$/hour to a firm. It's possible, but no single lawyer charges 5000$/hour.