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[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 77 points 1 week ago (19 children)

"But I can't wear a condom! My penis is so huge it feels constricted! You don't understand!"
Mate, your dick is not too big for a condom. Stop being an idiot.

[–] suite403@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (4 children)

The only thing I remember from health class was the teacher putting her whole arm in a condom.

Which is shocking given how anti-sexhealth my parents were and the community I grew up in at large. No idea how that teacher had a job but damn, respect.

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sometimes hearing y'all talk about health Ed classes that actually taught y'all stuff is wild to me. I live in a red state. Sex education for me was basically a two-day seminar where they showed us pictures of the gnarliest venereal diseases they could find. Like that's it. We didn't see a condom at all. Learning about condoms for us was first hand. In a Motel 6 that took cash with my girl after we bought a few different brands to try them out.

[–] suite403@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Given my state and area I grew up I'm surprised. When I joined the military I got the bombardment of "here are STDs!" Scare tactics. And I can't recall they talked about condoms. Pretty crazy.

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