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WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’ (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] HelluvaKick@lemmy.world 59 points 4 days ago (2 children)

This is giving The Office "I want to have 100 kids so I can have 100 friends and no one can say no to being my friend." energy

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It’s really not funny TBH, it’s all tied to his views on eugenics (or whatever euphemism is used) and frankly horrific visions of the future he shares with a few lower profile billionaires.

[–] HelluvaKick@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

It's not, but I'll make fun of him every chance I get bc he takes it really personally apparently.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Meanwhile, there's his daughter that absolutely hates his guts

[–] HelluvaKick@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

She's an icon imo