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Anon contracts herpes (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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>Get BJ on prom night 
>Week later massive red spot on cock
>Herpes
>Fuck
>doctor say this shit is
uncurable
>No woman will want me
>Struggle with shame and depression
>Lose all interest in sex
>Go years without being with a woman
>Finally regain some self confidence
>Brainwave.exe
>Need woman who already has the disease
>Find old hooker on craigslist
>Looks pretty ragged on the blurred photo
>Has probably had a million diseased cocks in her
>Call her up
>Explain I have herpes
>Tell her I presume she has it too
>Silence
>Then she hangs up

I dont know where to go from here bros

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[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 78 points 1 day ago (38 children)

Literally ⅔ of all humanity has at least one type of HSV. It is not the end of the world.

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 19 points 1 day ago (23 children)

Where can I find more info on this? You've peaked my curiosity and I want to learn more about HSV and how it works.

[–] LOLseas@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

piqued my curiosity...

https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/pique-vs-peak-vs-peek

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah, OP has reached peak curiosity, it's all downhill from here.

[–] Turret3857@infosec.pub 9 points 1 day ago

i choose this explanation. nothing is or will be as interesting as this question I asked at 3am

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