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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[โ€“] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 92 points 1 day ago (16 children)

Totally fake, and gay. Anon never has sex, and if they did, it would be up their own ass

That being said, old man babbling incoming

Why people gotta always want the crazy shit? Like, can we not just have some nice, gentle, loving sex more often? Why we all gotta pretend there's a camera on and be all contorted and have things shoved in our ears and shit?

Like, motherfuckers, put on some Barry White and get your slow jam on. Get some deep, grinding, balls up against them fucking going. Let that fucking fire build up until you both melt into each other.

I ain't saying to never get your pound on! Nah, as long as your partner is up for it, play big daddy jackhammer. But gods damn, that ain't a fucking fleshlight you're inside of, and that ain't a giant dildo you're riding. It's a person, explore that motherfucker, get that deep fucking going on. And I don't mean where the dick is knocking on the cervix and wanting in, I mean feel that shit, feel every inch sliding in and out of that steamy goodness.

See, you do that kind of fucking, when one or both of you get to the climax, that shit comes out of your soul. You want that shit to be mind altering, where you're seeing dragons fucking and unicorns rearing against alien skies and shit.

You the one with the dick, you fuck that pussy like you love it, like it's the most precious thing in the world. You the one with that pussy, you wrap that thing up in your hot and salty goodness and hug it tight like it just got home from the war.

Make love with that shit

[โ€“] TurtleMelon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 hours ago

New pasta just dropped

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