this post was submitted on 21 Apr 2025
553 points (98.6% liked)
Greentext
6101 readers
1543 users here now
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
- Anon is often crazy.
- Anon is often depressed.
- Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
Totally fake, and gay. Anon never has sex, and if they did, it would be up their own ass
That being said, old man babbling incoming
Why people gotta always want the crazy shit? Like, can we not just have some nice, gentle, loving sex more often? Why we all gotta pretend there's a camera on and be all contorted and have things shoved in our ears and shit?
Like, motherfuckers, put on some Barry White and get your slow jam on. Get some deep, grinding, balls up against them fucking going. Let that fucking fire build up until you both melt into each other.
I ain't saying to never get your pound on! Nah, as long as your partner is up for it, play big daddy jackhammer. But gods damn, that ain't a fucking fleshlight you're inside of, and that ain't a giant dildo you're riding. It's a person, explore that motherfucker, get that deep fucking going on. And I don't mean where the dick is knocking on the cervix and wanting in, I mean feel that shit, feel every inch sliding in and out of that steamy goodness.
See, you do that kind of fucking, when one or both of you get to the climax, that shit comes out of your soul. You want that shit to be mind altering, where you're seeing dragons fucking and unicorns rearing against alien skies and shit.
You the one with the dick, you fuck that pussy like you love it, like it's the most precious thing in the world. You the one with that pussy, you wrap that thing up in your hot and salty goodness and hug it tight like it just got home from the war.
Make love with that shit
The most important thing is to communicate.
My SO and I have experimented with most of that, and it turns out, pound town is the best option for my SO, and my little member is happy to oblige.
Try different things, communicate about what works, and don't always do the thing you both prefer, because variety is the spice of life. And hey, maybe that thing you tried a few years ago and didn't like is interesting again (e.g. SO is liking being on top more now that they have more stamina from regular exercise). People change, just make sure to communicate and back down if it's not working.
Great writeup though.
I'm sure you have sex real good etc etc, but honestly, a lot of heterosexual men do not have sex real good. Your conception of "loving sex" is fine and all, but often penetration alone is not pleasurable enough for women, especially if their partner is inexperienced or if neither party is familiar enough with the woman's anatomy to find an angle that's more stimulating. I'm not saying rough sex is the answer, but a lot of women think "boring sex" is bad because their partner is doing the technical aspects of what you're saying "long, slow strokes" but neither party is able to make that as pleasurable for the woman involved. Male anatomy (in general) can enjoy a wider variety of stimulation than female anatomy and slowing things down can be really great for both parties, but in my experience requires more work for the female party to enjoy it to the same extent. Again, just my experience, but long and slow can easily turn into a version of starfishing with an inexperienced partner.
God, but this needs more awareness. There have even been studies of women's orgasm where they showed large gaps between penis in vagina only (lowest), penis in vagina AND man's hand rubbing, penis in vagina AND woman's hand rubbing, and penis in vagina AND man's hand rubbing being guided by woman's hand. The numbers were so far apart that it just blows my mind that anyone thinks penis in vagina alone is enough.
Yessss. The orgasm gap in general is so real and guys (not talking about OP specifically but just in general) are all like "this makes pp feel good so why you no cum yet?" Absolute zero fucks given about their female partners. Some women enjoy penetration and can cum from that alone, but I've had female partners that have lots of toys but no dildos because "why even bother" and that's so valid. Solo female masturbation is 9/10 in my experience clitoral, so idk why guys struggle to understand that in and out is only going to do so much for most women.
But you know how these wanton harlots are, enjoying things outside of missionary with their husband for the sole purpose of procreation. Disgusting! Brides of satan the lot of them.
I can't speak for anyone else but for me it's not so much that I don't understand it's just a shot to the ego every time I think about it and it sucks that there aren't a lot of options to get us both off at the same time (I know that's stupid but I can't help feeling that way. It's some kind of lizard brain thing I can't shut off). I was also with a woman who did get off on penetration for a long time and that was awesome so I sometimes find myself comparing what I'm missing out on now. Which again is shitty but I don't know how to stop.
Eh, my SO prefers PIV only. When I get the hands involved, they're over-stimulated. The best situation for us is PIV + hands on breasts, and bring that to pound town.
I was pretty surprised by this, since I've read online that many women actually don't like PIV that much. But after some experimentation, pound town it is 90% of the time (though I'll mix it up with some slow, sensual stuff to get them worked up before the main event).
i mean yes but people should also be allowed to express their love in whatever ways they and their partner find appealing. If their version of love making is a hardcore bdsm scene involving pegging, pet-play, piss-play and some kink we've never heard of but has an underground scene of thousands, who am I to say that that act to them is what sensual love making is to you?
i mean don't get me wrong, I do like an old-fashion so to speak, but other people like different things, and that should be ok.
Assuming the green-text is true, or even if it is just as a story to bring across the point, the notion is that "do what you want with me" is implied to be some of the "hardcore" things rather than the possibility of anon just wanting sensual intimacy.
The critique is that the assumption of everyone wanting "hardcore" things is just false. And frankly a lot of people do make themselves suffer by trying to adhere to this porn idea of sex, instead of allowing themselves to be sensual.
Ain't nothing wrong with getting your freak on at all :)
yey :3
👏👏👏 Bravo!!!