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LA’s newest gambling event — live Sperm Racing (www.thetimes.com)

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[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

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Eric Zhu, the company’s 17-year-old co-founder, said the inaugural event would pit samples taken from two healthy young university students against each other on a racetrack 20cm (8in) long and modelled on the female reproductive system.

honestly, I'd watch it. That sounds hilarious as fuck