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[–] knightly@pawb.social 36 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I'd work for Lockheed.

Well.., "work" is a strong word. I'd cash their checks for as long as it takes them to realize I'm only pretending to work and fire me. XD

Unless it was like, weather satellites or some other non-military space tech. I'd probably actually do that but I'd be conflicted about it.

[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

You'd be a perfect fit as a military analyst. Those people make noncredibledefense look positively proficient.

[–] JoYo@lemmy.ml 9 points 11 months ago

only pretending to work

military analyst

noncredibledefense

those aren't the same thing?

[–] knightly@pawb.social 2 points 11 months ago

Gotta have analysts. Can't fill up a nondescript office block without analysts.