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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon gets dommed by his barber (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Chad-to-be gets to learn the hard way about lighting, styling, product lining, beard profiling... and facial structure.

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

and also that whoever he went to ended up cutting the hair way too high