this post was submitted on 25 Apr 2025
339 points (99.1% liked)

Greentext

6138 readers
1151 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] SparroHawc@lemm.ee 32 points 1 day ago
  1. grow a beard
  2. fix the cowlick in the front
  3. show the sides, you coward, it might be a competent fade cut you're just not showing it from the right angle