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Anon gets dommed by his barber (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 day ago by InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

How about you actually put some product like wax or gel in your hair so you can style it properly?

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can't believe I had to scroll this far down to see this.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

Because it wouldn't help. That cut makes him look like an 18th century nun. I bet the barber used a bowl

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

It would, he has fine hair and no matter what length or how it was cut it's not going to look great without some product to give texture for a crop type cut.