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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Tried converting a story from TIFU to greentext because I'm bored at work.

I saved a Gimp Template while working on it: https://files.catbox.moe/ipnjzk.xcf

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[–] latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Human Moment™. One of my former professors in Uni, the one I respected the most because she was one of the wisest and most perceptive people I'd met at that point, confided in us that it took her however many years since their introduction to realise that the small light on some wall-mounted light switches was meant as a guidance light if it's pitch black.

[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I always thought those were just there to incentivize turning it off at the breaker /s

Ooooooh! Boy, do I feel dumb!