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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Tried converting a story from TIFU to greentext because I'm bored at work.

I saved a Gimp Template while working on it: https://files.catbox.moe/ipnjzk.xcf

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[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 47 points 1 day ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (5 children)

Be me

see qt 3.14

wanttosex.exe

Show her my translated green text

She rips off her clothes

Give her the best three minutes of ~~her~~ my life

See you later virgins

[–] green_copper@kbin.earth 20 points 1 day ago (2 children)

qt 3.14 [...].exe

Damn, I'm too deep into programming so it took me a bit to realize that the second line was not about the framework.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 3 points 22 hours ago

It took me a while to realize it was short for cutie pie

[–] Earflap@reddthat.com 9 points 1 day ago
[–] baines@lemmy.cafe 2 points 1 day ago

Give her the best three minutes of her life

holy shit dude, save some for the rest of us

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

>be me
>know how to escape characters
>make smirk remark to failed greentext
>my own text is not even green
is this a win?

[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I tried twice, couldn't figure it out on mobile. Characters were just ignored

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
\>test  
\>test

Be sure to add 2 spaces at the end for a linebreak.

[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 1 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

> thanks

Now I know, I certainly would not have thought backslash would have done it

[–] x00z@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 2 points 21 hours ago

> be me

> want to escape characters

> fail (like at everything in life)

> Anon shows me the path

> still had le sex...

Now this is podracing!