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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon spends time with his nephew (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 11 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] moog@lemm.ee 56 points 11 months ago (15 children)

"Ask his mom if I can babysit him" is this not weird....?

[–] kromem@lemmy.world 130 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Details don't really matter for made up stories.

[–] halvar@lemm.ee 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You like telling kids Santa doesn't exist, don't you?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 7 months ago

That's the best part of being a mall Santa.

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