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[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 23 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Gonna have to refute the fake and gay claims.

Anon says he got a GF

Anon then says first date is coming up

Anon doesn’t know the difference between a date and a GF

Anon will 100% say/do something cringe and end up without a GF

Confirmed for true