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[โ€“] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 11 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Lol sounds like something an AI would generate if you asked it how to include more alcohol in your day.

So that's what I did:

  • They may drink alcohol as a way of enhancing their creativity and overcoming mental blocks. They may believe that alcohol helps them to think outside the box and generate novel ideas. This could be especially relevant for jobs that require artistic or innovative skills, such as writers, designers, inventors, etc.
  • They may drink alcohol as a way of reducing stress and improving their mood. They may believe that alcohol helps them to cope with the challenges and pressures of their work environment. This could be especially relevant for jobs that involve high levels of responsibility, risk, or conflict, such as managers, lawyers, doctors, etc.
  • They may drink alcohol as a way of building rapport and strengthening relationships with their colleagues and clients. They may believe that alcohol helps them to be more sociable, friendly, and persuasive. This could be especially relevant for jobs that require interpersonal or communication skills, such as salespeople, teachers, counselors, etc.
  • They may drink alcohol as a way of celebrating achievements and rewarding themselves for their hard work. They may believe that alcohol helps them to enjoy the fruits of their labor and appreciate their accomplishments. This could be relevant for any job that involves goals, targets, or milestones, such as athletes, engineers, scientists, etc.
[โ€“] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 months ago

How to make your day more fun with a dash of booze:

  • Kick off your morning with a fizzy mimosa
  • Treat yourself to a frosty beer with your lunch
  • Savor a glass of wine as you relax in the evening
  • Shake up a cocktail to go with your dinner
  • Cap off the night with a shot of whiskey to knock yourself out