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[–] Theatomictruth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] peregrin5@lemm.ee 21 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Wtf. This is hilarious. Why are men so insecure?

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 10 months ago

I'm not insecure! YOU'RE INSECURE!

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world -1 points 10 months ago

Probably because telling a man he has a small dick is okay but saying a woman has a loose pussy isn't

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

that radical feminist groups have propagated these hidden messages to humiliate men with small penises

Why would radical feminists target men with small penises? They’re probably already naturally humiliated, right? It’s the big dick men who need to be taken down a notch.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 4 points 10 months ago

Hah. Until your member gets pinched in the XL jock strap, or the dreaded dip, or the "nope, that's too deep".