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11/19/22(Sat)07:22:13 No.71045408
>Tfw boyfriend is asleep 
Why does he do this? Every fucking night?

11/19/22(Sat)07:25:16 No.71045429
>tells me he's not addicted to sleeping 
>goes insane if he doesn't get his daily fix 
>shouts at me for trying to keep him from 
relapsing
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[–] rabber@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 months ago (8 children)
[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 41 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (7 children)

It’s common in many parts of the world to sleep with your girlfriend despite your age or living situation. In certain subsets of teenage “sexual” relationships, parents even allow their children to copulate in their home, rather than in the park or against the back wall of a spacious disability bathroom stall.

[–] Valencia@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 11 points 2 months ago

I'm in the US and spent most of my weekends at my girlfriend's house when I was that age. Her dad spent all his time at the bar so we we're always alone. Good times.

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