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[–] Binky@lemmy.sdf.org 73 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Every damn day. “Is this a fucking joke or real?”

I mean Alcatraz? Gulf of America?

I feel like he watches TV and his pea brain decides “I think they should have…” Next thing you know, executive order.

[–] Nasan@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

So we need to flood channels with shows/movies about a misunderstood president with sinking approval ratings that makes the ultimate sacrifice, taking everyone in the room with him, who just happen to be every billionaire in the world.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

The trick will be getting Fox News to run the story

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