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[–] DigitalNeighbor@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think he's on to something... In these times of political and economical uncertainty, we should bring back ancient Rome colosseum style games. Modern fighters taking on wild animals for glory. Give the masses something to get excited about.

Let the man get himself dismembered by a gorilla as part of a bigger event with deadly races and feats of human strength.

[–] peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sounds like an average minimum wage jog tbh.

[–] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 19 hours ago

Damn. I coulda gotten paid to run.

Here I am doing it for free like a chump.