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Anon makes friends at the kinoplex (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Gullible@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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Anonymous 01/04/14(Sat) 17:46 UTC-5 No. 40237147
>Go see some horror movie years ago with a friend at midnight.
>Theater is empty except some black woman up front.
>she starts yelling.
>"NAW DONT GO IN THERE"
>"WHY YOU DO THAT"
>I yell back "TELL HER"
>"YEAH SEE THIS BOI GETS IT"
>"YEAH I GET IT"
>later, a person dies from being decapitated, the woman screams.
>"OOOOH DAYUM"
>yell back.
>"DO YOU THINK SHE'S DEAD"
>"HOW THE FUCK YOU GON LIVE WITH NO HEAD"
>"I DONT KNOW MAYBE AN AMBULANCE WILL COME"
>"THEY IN THE FUCKIN WOODS"

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 123 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I’ve always had an extreme fondness for this one, as it perfectly describes the way my mom and I used to watch horror movies. Every word in her voice, tone matching. Remember to cherish the people in your life. They’re not here forever.

[–] oce@jlai.lu 67 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I DONT KNOW MAYBE AN AMBULANCE WILL COME

[–] BlindFrog@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

THEY IN THE FUCKIN WOODS