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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 94 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That is the slyest insult possible.

Here you demented rapist pig, eat some of your cheap ass greasy snoutmeat patties out of a box! You like that don't you! Yeah you do! Yeah you do!

It's 100% guaranteed to work.

[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And the best part of it is that they're too dumb to understand it's an insult

[–] Hazmatastic@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Hell, they'll look them straight in the eye with greasy lips smiling wide and sincerely say, "Thank you."

[–] neatobuilds@lemmy.today 15 points 1 day ago

is it an insult if they actually love it