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[–] MeekerThanBeaker@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I wouldn't take ANY advice from him.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I dunno, he's prob the go-to guy for techniques about chainsawing the head off a dead whale

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm actually that kinda guy. It would never occur to me that chainsawing the head of a whale corpse I found on the beach would be a no-no. It's already dead! Not like I killed it. I'm also dumb enough to keep bird feathers I find. Yeah. That could be a problem given the wrong cop.

"SWEET! Giant skull! I'm hanging that shit at camp! (After the ants do their thing.)"

I really do hang skulls I find on the shed door. Got a deer, a small mammal with pointy canines, a box turtle and pieces of something the raptors left (rabbit?). One time the local dogs dropped a deer skull on my tent. Coughed loudly and scared hell out of 'em.

[–] swelter_spark@reddthat.com 2 points 1 day ago

I've always loved collecting animal bones, feathers, and sometimes skins that are in reasonably good condition.

[–] teamevil@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Shit ...I'm pretty sure you could figure it out.