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Former Pentagon UFO Investigator Is Pissed Because Congress Believes In Conspiracy Theories (www.vice.com)

submitted 10 months ago by roastedDeflator@kbin.social to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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Dr. Sean Kirkpatrick had a few choice words for the public on his way out the door of the Pentagon's All-domain Anomaly Resolution Office.

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[–] Zoboomafoo@slrpnk.net 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

https://www.aaro.mil/AARO-Reporting-Information/

Check out the reporting requirements: You must be a current or former government employee, and you must submit documents that are unclassified and contain no confidential information.

Which means nothing of consequence will ever be reported.

Cue Kirkpatrick:

"As of the time of my departure, none, let me repeat, none of the conspiracy-minded “whistleblowers” in the public eye had elected to come to AARO to provide their “evidence” and statement for the record despite numerous invitations. ”

Hopefully the next director will take the job seriously