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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon discovers a cheat code (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Lumun@lemmy.zip 129 points 2 months ago (5 children)

straight

This is clearly vitally critical to how we're supposed to interpret the rest of the greentext

[–] arschflugkoerper@feddit.org 48 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Not shitting your pants is gay

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

My gay conversion therapy service is basically just me breaking into your house and taking dump in your laundry basket.

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