BigDanishGuy

joined 2 years ago
[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago

Looks like it's time to play stoke or meth?

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Because of the movies split into episodes?

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

Gosh dern astronauts took 'er jobs

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 105 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Uh uh uh I know this one

"what is a tip based economy?"

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I want to believe, I really do. But I fear that the crypto apps people have grown dependent on will make it harder than the desktop battle. And IDK but I seem to recall every year since at least 2001 being proclaimed to be the year of the Linux desktop.

I rely on my banking apps (plural), governmental email app, government authentificator app and the governmental LMS app for public schools to make my everyday function. And the last time I tried just a custom ROM, those apps refused to run.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Last man standing

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 month ago

Indeed, feeling the need to check, I can tell you that we're not in the onion anymore...

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 months ago

But I only needed three more 30 day trials to finish downloading cd2 of the phantom menace cam that I started in 1999...

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 months ago (1 children)

POV: Be a software developer. It's 2025. You're maintaining dialer software for an ISP. The software is written in Delphi or Visual Basic. It's all you've done since 1995. You've got 5 years to retirement. Corporate announces end of life for dial up services.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Hell, i would gladly have my body fed to the tiger, rather than have some crook selling my family some 8000€ coffing that they see me in once.

I think you're on to something. How about a tiger instead of the chair? I mean we could let the convict get a token weapon and do it in a way where people could observe it.

And btw coffins are a scam, somebody should set up a second hand coffin service. Your body gets roled away in a nice looking coffin, and off you go to the crematorium where you're dumped into the fire and the coffin goes on to the next deado.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Define unhealthy, we definitely dont eat sick birds, but before we knew how much to feed them, we had a LOT of chicken lard. What's wrong with eating older birds? They're chewy, sure, but they can still make a tasty soup.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'd say a gunshot to the head is just as humane as drugging the animal.

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