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These Island Birds Are So Full of Plastic They Crunch When You Touch Them (www.vice.com)

submitted 20 hours ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 19 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

My dogs would love one of these!

No, but seriously, this sucks.

[–] pulsewidth@lemmy.world 6 points 17 hours ago

Those plastic dog toys are kinda part of the problem. They don't last long before they're off to the dump, and a lot of small bits that break off get swallowed by the pooch.

My dogs (rip) always loved bones, dry pigs ears, goat horns - natural items. We don't need the consumerist plastic crap they push on us.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 6 points 19 hours ago

Every 100th bird has a squeaker inside!