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[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 23 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It’s uh… a bit more focused on the “cougar” audience. Lots of stiff wood.

[–] peoplebeproblems@midwest.social 13 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

It was refreshing to read that in the article. Here I am always thinking it's dumbass mid thirties divorced men like me falling for thirst traps but I'm glad it brings women into it as well

[–] andros_rex@lemmy.world 7 points 9 hours ago

I’m also a dumbass mid thirties divorced man, but this is definitely parching my thirsts.