this post was submitted on 23 May 2025
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[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 60 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

The dilemma of the chicken or the egg problem

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 63 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

how? did them being horny make their parents catholic?

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 29 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

OP's parents saw that he would need divine intervention.

[–] match@pawb.social 8 points 4 weeks ago

Took one look at OP and all three of them went straight to baptism

[–] breakingcups@lemmy.world 32 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

One might say, the chick and the cracked egg.