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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm not afraid of God for the same reason I'm not afraid of the Easter Bunny

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Because they're both chill af, and forgave you for that thing you did that time, right?

Right..?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Because I killed and ate them

[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 hours ago

Mmmmm chianti.